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mrskaln0ky:

talizorahvasnormandy:

jasper-batt-jr:

momunofu:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

H CK BN FX JMPS V H LAZ DG

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te quick brown fox jup over te lazy o

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

hm

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG 

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

BETTER THAN YOU

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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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6.03.12. up,carly rae jepsen,

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did-you-kno:

It’s called the border between heaven and earth.

did-you-kno:

It’s called the border between heaven and earth.

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6.03.12. fact,

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tomdelawn:

does anyone else have those moments were you go to take a drink from a bottle and for some reason you just dont manage to get it in your mouth and it all dribbles down your chin and shirt and it’s that moment that makes you feel like you couldn’t be more of a failure than you are now 

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mr-radical:

canyoufeelthefeelstonight:

fluffywhite:

Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.

I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.

WATCH THAT VIDEO

WATCH IT

ohmygod the VIDEO

holy crap how is that even the same guy I CANT HANDLE IT

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Tom Hiddleston reading Shakespeare Sonnet 130

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
   And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
   As any she belied with false compare.

(Source: kamero-gomez, via mrskaln0ky)

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soucii:

putawh0re:

Fuck off.

I laughed so hard. You go girl.

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Edgar Allan Poe read by Matthew Grey Gubler - Annabel Lee

Edgar Allan Poe read by Matthew Grey Gubler

Annabel Lee

Edgar Allan Poe

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goldofcortes:

“Annabel Lee”

by Edgar Allan Poe, read by Matthew Grey Gubler

It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of ANNABEL LEE;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.

I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea;
But we loved with a love that was more than love-
I and my Annabel Lee;
With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven
Coveted her and me.

And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her highborn kinsman came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulchre
In this kingdom by the sea.

The angels, not half so happy in heaven,
Went envying her and me-
Yes!- that was the reason (as all men know,
In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.

But our love it was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we-
Of many far wiser than we-
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.

For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling- my darling- my life and my bride,
In the sepulchre there by the sea,
In her tomb by the sounding sea. 

(via stephachan)

6.03.12. Edgar Allen Poe,Annabel Lee,poem,poetry,Matthew Grey Gubler,I used to have this memorized,

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cameronfryed:

tell me this isn’t the cutest thing you’ve ever seen in your life though

cameronfryed:

tell me this isn’t the cutest thing you’ve ever seen in your life though

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6.03.12. that's co cute omg,

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