empresspinto: razzmapandas: rebby: deanckles: shawty had them apple man pants? ….*starts giggling and can’t stop*
shutupaubrey: you: me:
iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again
knifefarty: iwonthellamaatthefayre: wibblywobblyuniverse: knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops...
straightchristianfurry: “i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today
I'll Be A Fatty Forever: I Want to See a Fat Girl →
sundrybloodysundry: I want to see a fat girl in a leading role of a film. I want to see a fat girl in a leading role of a film that isn’t about her weight. I want to see a fat girl wearing mini skirts or just whatever the fuck she’s comfortable in. I want to see a fat girl kick some bad guy’s ass. I want to see a fat girl be the one that the guy/girl falls in love with at first sight...
From birth we’re taught that we’re owed a beautiful girl. We all think of...– David Wong, 5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women (via whataspookystateimin)
deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
I’m gonna watch a season of hell’s kitchen just to see the biscuit thing
wimey: i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration