May 2013
empresspinto:
razzmapandas:
rebby:
deanckles:
shawty had them
apple man pants?
….*starts giggling and can’t stop*
shutupaubrey:
you:
me:
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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knifefarty:
iwonthellamaatthefayre:
wibblywobblyuniverse:
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops...
straightchristianfurry:
“i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today
I'll Be A Fatty Forever: I Want to See a Fat Girl →
sundrybloodysundry:
I want to see a fat girl in a leading role of a film.
I want to see a fat girl in a leading role of a film that isn’t about her weight.
I want to see a fat girl wearing mini skirts or just whatever the fuck she’s comfortable in.
I want to see a fat girl kick some bad guy’s ass.
I want to see a fat girl be the one that the guy/girl falls in love with at first sight...
“From birth we’re taught that we’re owed a beautiful girl. We all think of...”
– David Wong, 5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women (via whataspookystateimin)
deucebowl:
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
I’m gonna watch a season of hell’s kitchen just to see the biscuit thing
wimey:
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
