imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
i think i just found my favorite photo of josh hutcherson to ever exist
1. I’m attracted to people that are awesome and lovely
7. Either Looking For Alaska or The Fault In Our Stars (it’s been too soon to decide.).
10. Honey Badger, and the cute monkey
17. I was drunk and he was gay. (also my 1st. And I’m not counting that time I touched lips with someone to taste what their lip balm was like).
25. Go to college, study abroad in england, become a teacher.
40. The thanksgiving morning when my dad totaled the car and my mom cried on my shoulder while ashley tisdale sang last Christmas on the parade.
49. My mom is like broccoli and my dad is like cake. I like them both, and I love being with cake, but it’s not good for me in the long run. Broccoli is alright, and makes me angry, but is good for me in the long run.
51. I’m addicted to the internet
53. How I’m afraid to join a conversation and how I’m always afraid I’ll talk to much
55. words don’t really upset me.
56. How I have to respect teachers that wouldn’t piss on me if I were on fire.
Everybody. Please. Please just help me this once.
i don’t ask for a lot from my followers. But this is urgent. I can’t live without him.
Just let him know that he’s wanted in this world. Because I want him to live and continue being my best friend.
- Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
- USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
- Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
- USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
- Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
- USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
- I'm trying to get my dad to do my financial aid stuff with me and he keeps wandering out of the room. Then he claims he was to poop. I walk into the kitchen to get a drink, and I see a light on in the work room. I call his phone and it rings out there. He answers it and I'm like "are you having fun pooping", and he's like"I'll be in in a minute". He runs inside 2 minutes later saying "my glasses aren't in the car" STOP FUCKING LYING AND BEING AN ASSHOLE AND JUST FUCKING HELP ME DO THIS. MY MOM WON'T FUCKING DRIVE TO TO ACCEPTED STUDENTS DAY TOMORROW IF I DON'T GET THIS DONE. I NEED TO BE FINISHED IN 2 HOURS MAX!!!
- Dad: I can't fill out this financial aid paper because I'm missing a page, can you come over and print it for me? There's page a, b, then d.
- Me: Make sure you're reading it right. There are letters on the pages throughout. It's not labed like page numbers. There are more than 1 letter per page
- Dad: I'm sure I'm missing a page
- Me: I'll be right there
- drives over and prints paper
- Me: How many pages is the one you have
- Dad: 4
- me: Same here. C was in the middle of page 2, like I said
- Dad: oh
so i get e-mails from my college now but i get a lot of them from a ms. Pauline Allen
and every time i’m just like
I don’t think you understand how much I love this