"You’ve gotta find your big, gigantic drum kit."

chuckquizmo:

you’re walking in the woods

there’s no one around and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

slatercombes:

omfg one of my ‘friends’ on facebook just said he wants his daughter to be a “Genesis 19:31-32 girl”

Genesis 19:31-32 (from the New International Version) reads as:

³¹ One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth.³² Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

electro-rabu:

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I hope you feel better!!!!!!!!

mormondad:

what are you even supposed to do on a sunday

superheroux:

A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K - What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T - 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want

And you’re there like

“Who are you?”

vieniavolare:

meatmodel:

hello welcome to camden nj would you like a ghetto or an aquarium 

or a concert hall

llcooljofficial:

do you ever use a particular pen or pencil in school a lot and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then you lose it and it’s just another reason to be sad during school

almostgolden:

for some reason i have this unrealistic expectation that sometime in the future i will be really attractive and desirable and fun to be around and successful

sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.

what if teachers shipped their students

ship wars in the staff room

anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes

fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers

the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out

(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)

#all of those rogue seating arrangements suddenly make sense

vieniavolare:

Dude okay not only was our chorus AMAZING at our winter concert but we’ve grown so much since then and I have really high hopes for our spring concert because we’re doing one of the hardest pieces our teacher has ever done at our school and even when we first tried it with everyone together it sounded amazing and we have another in-class after school rehearsal soon and I’m really excited for it and yeah chorus feels

peetaunhijacked:

toocooltobehipster:

lurida-lurida:

False.

Still false.

facelessmarie:

omg uterus sorry for not getting pregnant no need to throw a temper tantrum